Monday morning shitpost

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 04/10/2017 at 06:32 • Filed to: None

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Someone hand me some glue

Hmmmm donuts

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 06:42

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no sprinkles?

bob and john > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/10/2017 at 06:45

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sprinkles. on a chocolate dough donut.

dude I know you live in Australia, but what the hell?

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 06:49

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sprinkles on all

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/10/2017 at 07:00

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NO

jimz > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 07:01

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they consider a “proper” burger to have slices of pineapple and beet.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2017 at 07:09

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yes.

bob and john > jimz 04/10/2017 at 07:09

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I mean, I like pineapple on pizza...

but burgers? and BEET?! what?!

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 07:19

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definitely burgers with beet and pineapple.

mmmmmmmmm.............hamburger! *drools*

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/10/2017 at 08:56

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Absolutely not.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/10/2017 at 08:59

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:(

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 10:10

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Doughnut balls taste better than actual doughnuts IMO

Chariotoflove > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 12:52

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I’m gonna let you in on a secret: doughnut hole checkers. You buy a dozen each of two types of holes, grab a table in the corner, and set up your checker board. You eat what you jump. You’re welcome.

The Compromiser > Chariotoflove 04/10/2017 at 19:16

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If I’d followed that rule I might have less children....

The Compromiser > bob and john 04/10/2017 at 19:17

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Ball peen hammer. Glue just holds them together. Hammers make them whole again.

Chariotoflove > The Compromiser 04/10/2017 at 19:19

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That took me a minute.

The Compromiser > Chariotoflove 04/10/2017 at 19:22

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Funny, that’s what I said too....

Chariotoflove > The Compromiser 04/10/2017 at 19:45

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STAHP!

The Compromiser > Chariotoflove 04/10/2017 at 21:09

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And TWSS (That’s What She Said)

Chariotoflove > The Compromiser 04/10/2017 at 21:30

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The Compromiser > Chariotoflove 04/10/2017 at 21:42

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And that’s mah “oh” face...

Chariotoflove > The Compromiser 04/10/2017 at 22:00

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I’m not paying attention to you.

The Compromiser > Chariotoflove 04/10/2017 at 22:21

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And that’s what the guy in the other room said.

bob and john > The Compromiser 04/11/2017 at 09:04

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how old are your kids again?

because they are in for a world of hurt when it comes to dad jokes once they are in their mid teens.

bob and john > The Compromiser 04/11/2017 at 09:04

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how old are your kids again?

because they are in for a world of hurt when it comes to dad jokes once they are in their mid teens.

The Compromiser > bob and john 04/11/2017 at 11:50

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Oldest is 14. I have ALL the bad dad jokes already. I’m from a family of bus drivers. I grew up with bad jokes aplenty.